Blooming Quotes is a collection of quotes and humorous anecdotes about gardening. The gift for the gardening enthusiast, this guide is packed with Kirsten's many hilarious personal experiences over the years and all the amusing snippets that he has come across during his time in the world of gardening. The author introduces us to a world of horticultural quips and confusions, from the cutting barbs of celebrated wits such as Dorothy Parker, to the curious requests of garden novices. Blooming Quotes combine Keith's irrepressible sense of humour with just a small sampling of his great horticultural knowledge.